it’s 2013 and people still can’t tell when i’m being sarcastic
hairdresser: what do you want me to do?
me: just a trim thanks
hairdresser: no problem
drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree
its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow
you climb that fuckin tree right now
I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.